Happy Birthday, Sweet Sixteen! to my fabulous, slightly scary, bossy-big-sister, smart-as-a-whip, ultra-competent, very cute and tons-of-fun niece, Rohan! It’s been such fun watching you grow up, sweetie, and I love getting to spend time with you (doesn’t happen often enough). Have a wonderful day! I’m usually very content with my life and rarely wish for more riches, but I’ d love to have enough money to be the kind of aunt who could whisk you off for a 16th birthday in Paris where I’d surprise you with the Rue de Rohan (I think it’s in the ritzy 1st arr.)
